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  • Mystery google

    http://www.mysterygoogle.com/

    You type in your search term but get the results of the search of the person before you.

    Try it and see what random things it comes up with!

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    EDIT:

    I may have been in a naughty mood last night. Some poor people will have gotten the results of the following searches:

    Spank me, monkey boy, spank me!

    I'm a little teapot short and stout

    Hey you... no, not you... the guy with the machete behind you..

    OI! Hands above the desk boy!

    Quarks - particle physics or the plural of fat free cheese? Discuss

    Why aren't you doing your homework?

    ARRRGGHH!!! MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!

    Love ya lot like jellytots...

    I don't eat anything with eyes - that includes jellybabies

    And lots of other random things!

  • Very vivid dreams

    Dream 1:-

    I'm in my house. There's a fluffy black and white cat sitting outside the window but the sea is right outside. It's like the whole street has been dumped in the middle of the sea. I can see big waves heading towards us so I open the window to try and get the cat in. He or she decides to go for a swim instead. I get upset and say I need to get the cats in and turn around to see some random kitties in my house (no cats I recognise). Waves are crashing against the window and I finaly get the cat to come in. He or she is dry.

    Dream 2:-

    Shaun decides he needs to go christmas shopping so I follow him. We end up walking around a slag heap before entering this warehouse. He disappears while I end up wandering around the warehouse. There's nothing remarkable about it and I don't feel anything but neutral. I go outside and meet with Shaun. He shows me an Ariel disney doll that sings. It's not very tall and as it's singing (the song Somewhere from another disney film An American Tail), it looks like her hair is moving and Shaun tells me its because of nano technology. Anyway, I end up in an apartment with a woman and her daughter and give them the doll. They live in only the one room and it has two double beds at weird angles. They don't seem interested in me or my gift. I leave and end up back at the warehouse, walk around a bit, end up back at the apartment - same thing. I go back to the warehouse, my mobile goes off and I wake up (someone had actually sent me a message and that's what woke me).

    I don't know what's wrong at the moment. I've always had dreams that I remember but they've never been as vivid or as weird as they are at the moment. I keep waking up feeling kinda out of sorts after these dreams. I discussed these as soon as I woke up because if I don't, I forget them and can't remember why I felt strange about them. To be honest, I find it a little disturbing!

  • Whitby

    I haven't had time to go through all my photos yet as I took about 1200 in the week I was off (many experimental shots - some worked, some are workable and some are just disasters!).

    Anyway, Whitby Goth Weekend.... yeah.... not quite what I was expecting. I expected more goths and less people playing dress up in cheap halloween costumes. The atmosphere was good though but it was far too busy for me to visit the Abbey. Oh, and I didn't really appreciate getting kicked out of a cafe because all I wanted was a drink and they were only serving people who wanted food but oh well.

    The Guest House was lovely. We stayed in Scarborough at the Lyness. We were made to feel at home with a warm welcome, free to come and go as we pleased and had a lovely breakfast both mornings. We took a business card because we are hoping to go back to Scarborough next year and would love to stay there again.

    Anyway, some pics from Whitby..................................

    Whitby

    Whitby

    Whitby

  • Edinburgh Zoo

    I love my Sigma 70-300 and here's why:-

    Edinburgh Zoo

    I love all cats whether they are domestic or wild. I always feel a little sad seeing these animals in zoos but understand that zoos help with the conservation effort. More and more beautiful animals are coming close to the brink of extinction - just today I read a news story on the BBC news website about blue fin tuna and how some groups are asking for a ban on the fishing of the tuna until the stocks replenish themselves. This has come about by fishing quotas being too high but illegal fishing adds another 30% to the amount caught.

    Makes me glad I don't like "fishy" fish but now I'm thinking about re-evaluating my food choices once again. I like meat, I don't deny it but I always try and choose what I call "happy" meat - those from animals with room to move around. Same with eggs and milk - I spend a little more for organic free range products. But I am beginning to think veggie is the way forward.

    I also watched a programme on BBC Three last night about food which included a section on palm oil. Most of our palm oil, which is found in chocolate, does not come from sustainable sources and is in fact from plantations which have cut down rainforest to make way to grow the crop. This has caused major destruction to the orangutan's habitat.

    Also, there is still a large black market in tiger products in China. And I'm not sure conservations efforts are enough.

    In an ideal world, these animals would not need human intervention, however, it's human interference that is to blame for the current situation.

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    More photos from the Zoo:

    Edinburgh Zoo

    Edinburgh Zoo

    Edinburgh Zoo

    Edinburgh Zoo

  • I miss TV but not for the reason you'd think....

    I wish Shaun had a TV license. Or at least bought a tv guide. Not that I ever really have time to watch tv but I feel really out of the loop at the moment.

    Facebook, twitter and conversations with people face to face (yes, they still happen despite technology) seems to be full of opinions on X Factor, Strictly Come Dancing, the soaps, etc. And it all goes over my head.

    I know who Jedward are. I have picked up enough from t'internet news and social websites to know that they are allegedly irritating, can't sing and Simon Cowell doesn't like them (yeah, right - they are bringing the viewers in so I bet he loves them really!). But other stuff? Not a clue.

    I never really liked soaps that much but Emmerdale was about passable. I usually get home just before it starts so it's good to numb the brain from whirring around and thinking about work stuff. Corrie had Blanche - about the only character that made it worth watching. But I have no idea what's going on in them at the moment.

    And I wouldn't care but I never realised how many conversations are based on what was on last night's tv.

    Discussing it with Shaun, he described it as a "social glue" where many people watch a programme so that they can have conversations with work colleagues, etc, despite not really having that much interest in tv in the first place. I guess I was one of those people - I would have the tv on in the background and kinda follow the story without paying too much attention so that I could join in with conversations. I was a sponge and absorbed enough of the programme to talk about it without having to actually watch it.

    I still do everything I used to do - I read, I edit photos, I visit the same websites (though read the news sites a bit more now I don't get my BBC Breakfast fix) yet I feel a lot more disconnected from what's going on in the world than I thought I would. If anything, the "quality" of the programmes I watch has gone up because when we have nothing to do and want to relax, we search for something that makes us think, that deals with issues rather than relying on just the entertainment factor.

    I probably now sound like a tv snob. I'm not. I've always liked programmes that inform; history progs, documentaries, real life accounts. Sometimes they're great, sometimes they are the sensationalist Channel 5 documentaries which take a serious issue and turn it into something resembling a gossip rag (but Shaun refuses to watch those! :)) )

    I never thought I would actually say this, but I miss TV. More importantly, I miss moaning about how there's nothing on! :))

  • Health and Safety?

    I was told by a bus driver today that I wasn't allowed on the bus with a coffee in my hand due to health and safety reasons...

    Yes, there are signs that state food and drink should not be CONSUMED on the bus, but nothing about carrying food and drink on the bus and I had no intention of trying to drink my coffee on the bus - it was too bloody hot for a start. So if he had said that I wasn't allowed on because food and drink aren't allowed on as the signs stated, I would have shrugged my sholders but no, he decided to say it was for "Health and Safety" reasons.

    I hate the fact that "health and safety" is being banded about as a reason to prevent people, both adults and children, from doing things.

    I can understand from the bus company's point of view that they don't want to get sued by someone who spills their coffee on the bus but in my opinion, if you take a hot coffee on the bus and then you spill it, you should be the person liable, not the bus company. Therefore, the onus would be on the passenger and I would not be refused entry to a bus and then become late for work... (yeah, I'm peed off about being late... lol)

    The buses already have CCTV in them and so long as the driver is driving in a safe manner (as they should), any claim for injury caused by spilt coffee should be thrown out. But that's the thing, isn't it? In my experience, quite a lot of the inner city bus drivers DON'T drive all that safely. In fact, quite a lot of them are heavy on both the accelerator and the breaks and there are a few that won't wait till the last passenger on the bus is seated before moving - even if that person is infirm!

    Ah well, I had a nice cuppa in the cold waiting for the next bus. Well, I wasn't going to get rid of a cuppa that cost me over £3, was I? :)

  • The Parrot

    Wesley

    This is Wesley, my mum's parrot. He hates me. Last night, Wesley decided to try and bite my brother's hand as he was putting in a new toy simply because I was sitting near the cage and it was the next best thing to biting me. I don't know why he hates me (or that an animal was capable of feeling so strongly about someone!) but I'm not particularly enamoured with him either.

    Is it just me or is there something unnatural about keeping a bird in a cage?

  • Autumn is officially here!

    I love autumn.

    I love our word for it – much prettier than the American word “Fall”. Harder to spell too but isn’t that the case with the English language – why go for simple spellings when you can confuse people? At least it shows our rich history with words being based on a myriad of different languages.

    I love the nights we get now. It’s still light when I leave work which is a bonus but dark when I go to sleep. On clear nights, you can sit in the garden with a glass of vino in hand, wrapped up against the evening chill, staring out at the stars and wondering what exactly is out there. Are we alone? How long till we have proof of life elsewhere in the vast expanse that is the universe? Taking deep breaths between thoughts and letting the crisp air into your lungs. Then going indoors and complaining about the chill outside and who’s stupid idea was it anyway to sit outside turning your fingers blue and drinking a cold drink? Hey, I am British after all.

    You get the most amazing colours in Autumn. When the leaves start changing on the trees, you see colours of bronze, gold and red. Berries start becoming visible ready to feed the birds over the winter which adds yet more colour. And, if you’re lucky and the rain stays away, you can walk over crunchy carpets of fallen leaves.

    I love taking walks during the Autumn. If you can get out on a sunny day, there may be nip in the air that you have to wrap up against but you can’t beat the sight of the sun hitting off the burnished leaves. With the current fashions, women are wearing brightly coloured coats which look great (I have one myself).

    I’m lucky in that where I live, I am close to the sea but also close to the countryside and not far from quite a few parks and a wood. Even when it rains, the colours may be duller but the contrast is still good – just not so good for my hair!

    Tomorrow I will be going to Plessey Woods. It’s a little early for the full autumnal display but it will give me ideas for my photography for later in the year!

  • Some pics from my busy weekend!

    Tynemouth Priory and the Medieval Pagent:-

    Tynemouth

    Tynemouth

    Tynemouth

    Tynemouth

    Belsay Hall (I haven't finished editing these but will post some more at another time!)

    Belsay

    Belsay

    Belsay

    Belsay

  • JOURNEYS ON THE BUS - 1) Molly's Story: People Watching

    Molly was sitting in her usual spot on the top deck of the bus. In the middle, on the left side where she could get the best view of the pavement and shops as the bus rumbled by. She loved people watching. She loved making up stories in her head for the various people she saw, creating a back story for the most interesting characters. She had grown used to seeing some of them – the old lady who fed pigeons in the park, the young girl who skipped down the street hand in hand with her dad, the group of teenagers swinging on the railings by the church. Their absence was noted and a feeling of unease would settle, only to disperse at the return of these familiar faces.

    Today was no different to any other day really except that Molly had more time to people watch due to traffic works. It was rush hour and Molly was pleased to be sitting after a busy day in the office. The sun was beginning to set but still cast a warm glow over the city. Everything was tinted with a peach hue that made Molly feel almost warm and fuzzy inside and brought a smile to her face.

    Traffic had slowed to a crawl, almost stopped in fact. The bus was nearing the old Penham House; an abandoned double-fronted, three storey monstrosity surrounded by a high wall and old, decaying trees. The area it was situated in had once been affluent however was now home to the many families living under the poverty line that lived in the city. There were signs that people were trying to improve the area despite their lack of means – a freshly painted door here, a brand new garden wall there – but the Penham House remained like a blot on the cityscape. The setting sun added a much needed warmth to the old stonework where the trees allowed the light into the plot but it retained it's air of barely hidden resentment.

    Molly had always been fascinated with the house. It was rumoured that it had been boarded up after the wealthy occupiers died in mysterious circumstances but now, there was a sign in bright red proclaiming that it had been sold and the hoardings had been removed from the sash windows to reveal peeling, dark brown painted frames. Molly was eager to see if anything had changed in the 24 hours since she had seen the house as on her journey to work earlier that day, she had caught sight of a white transit van pulling into the driveway. Her mind had conjured up images of renovation and restoration. She was looking forward to seeing the changes.

    As the bus bumped it's way forward another couple of feet, it came almost level with the house and Molly was granted the perfect view of the building between the trees. The painted black door was flanked by stone columns at either side that supported a balcony with wrought iron railings. There was a French window that Molly thought would have given a lovely view of the street back when the house was built as it used to face a small park. The park was long gone, turned over to a building developer who had managed to squeeze 12 one-bedroomed flats in a space barely big enough for half that many decent sized properties.

    Molly was gazing at the house, letting her imagination wander through wallpaper prints, colour schemes and textile patterns when movement caught her eye. Through the French door, she could see what looked like a figure but, due to the distance and lack of light, it didn't look like more than a shadow. It was gesturing, arms moving in aggressive cutting movements as if arguing with some unseen person. It took a step back and Molly realised that it was a woman. She could make out a ponytail and a feminine silhouette.

    The woman shook her head vehemently, folded her arms and turned away from whomever she was arguing with. The bus bumped forward another couple of feet and Molly could no longer see the French window due to the dense leaves. She wondered who the woman was, who she was arguing with and why. As she pondered these things, the bus moved forward and managed to travel a good few feet to the point where Molly could once again see the house. She could no longer see the woman because her line of sight had changed but she could see another figure in the house. The broad shoulders told her it was a man. He reached out an arm, just out of sight and pulled it back quickly, pulling the woman into Molly's view. The woman fought against him, but he caught her wrists and pinned them behind her back. His face drew close to hers and Molly could almost hear the venom coming from him although she could not see his lips move. His body language screamed anger. He pushed the woman away, out of sight and left the room. A few moments passed before Molly saw the woman, walking into shot and tentatively peaking around a door frame, before the man was back in view, pushing the woman back, one arm raised above his head before he brought it brutally down on her skull. Drops of red liquid hit the French windows. The woman dropped to the floor partly out of sight, the man following her down until he was crouched over her, arm raised above his head again. Molly could not see the woman from the waist up but she could see the man's arm arc over and over again, bringing whatever was in his hand down, smashing into the unfortunate woman.

    Molly started to will the bus to move. She was sure she had gasped in horror when the man initially attacked but when she looked at the other passengers, they seemed not to have noticed. The teenage boy listening to his iPod stared blankly ahead, head nodding slightly to the beat. A teenage girl twirled a length of hair between her fingers as she snapped gum, engrossed in a celebrity magazine. A young mother was trying to control her toddler and stop him from running up and down the aisle.

    Molly didn't know what to do. She had her mobile on her, she could call the police. But would they believe her? She started to root around in her bag but, as per usual, it was somewhere under the mountain of junk she carried around. She glanced up at the window to see the man standing there, staring out the window. She could see that he had dark hair, a blue shirt with uneven dark patches and grey trousers, also dark in places due to the blood. Lots of blood. And he was looking right at her.

    The bus jerked into life and pulled away.

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